It will be a not-so-minor miracle if Baby Tad survives toddlerhood without breaking a bone, poisoning himself, suffering a concussion, electrocuting himself, dining from the litter box, drowning in the toilet, falling headfirst from the high chair or shopping cart that he REFUSES to sit in, choking to death, poking his eye out, knocking teeth out . . .

You WEAR ME OUT, sweet boy!