Okay. Will the witch that twitched her little nose and cast a curse upon me please undo her mischievous spell. You know what I’m talking about! The bibbidi bobbidi boo that causes my air conditioning to quit working at least once per summer.

Or, judging by the icky THREE foot snake skin out by my AC units, maybe something or someone more sinister is at work. Voldemort, Avada Kedavra!

My heart sank, tears welled in my eyes, and a few stray curses bounced around in my head when we came home last night and I realized that our downstairs’ AC wasn’t working.

At first I had a pity party. Why me?

And then I got mad! . . . ARE! YOU! KIDDING! ME! Why every year!!!

And then I got scared. . . . Why now, when it is pitch black outside and I know that the concrete pads supporting the AC units hide a chamber of secrets that I, the rats, and the snake would rather not have opened.

And then I got mad again! . . . Why am I the one in our household that always has to deal with this stuff?

And then, still angry, I got brave. . . . If not me, then who? If not now, then when?

Armed with this anger and a dogged determination to do battle with snake, rodent, and our blasted air conditioner, I headed around the side of the house.

Fan spinning, can’t hear compressor running.

It’s a sad, sad thing that I know the sound of a compressor. Oh, what a sweet song it sings to me, audible through the wall even as I lay in bed at night, humming me to sleep like a lullaby. Yeah, I’m sick, sick, sick.

As I flip the breaker, Bryan gallantly comes to my rescue, bravely straddles the snake skin, and removes the side panel of the AC unit for me, all the while meekly asking, “can’t this wait until morning?”

At morning’s first light, I crept out of bed and fired up the computer to Google how to test a capacitor with a digital multimeter. Easy answer, I couldn’t with the one I have.

Still suspecting (and hoping) that it was the capacitor but not wanting to make the drive to McKinney to have it tested, I called an AC tech that lives in the neighborhood. I hadn’t used him before but he recently came highly recommended by a couple of my neighbors. And let me tell you, he was AWESOME!

I told him everything I had tried. He said that he was already on another call in Plano but that he’d head over when he was done to test my capacitor for me at no charge. When he got here, he said that it was really his curiosity that made him come; he wanted to meet the lady was that had torn into her AC unit and was attacking it head on with an ohm meter. Thankfully he confirmed my suspicion–blown capacitor. Whew! A $32 part vs. a $5,000 new unit.

Diel Rojas, owner of Big Bear Air Conditioning and Heating, is officially my new BFF.

Tad and I trekked to McKinney and got our new capacitor. Because it was skinnier than our old ones have been, I was faced with altering the metal strap contraption that holds the capacitor in place. I needed to drill a new hole in the strap and the drill wasn’t charged enough to do the trick, so I grabbed my “Crop-a-Dile” scrapbooking tool. On the label, it showed pictures of someone punching a hole in a tin can. Tin can? Metal capacitor strap? Just let me tell you that it cut through that strap like butter. And I’d be willing to bet that that’s the first time anyone has ever used the Crop-a-Dile to fix her AC. Slick!

Capacitor installed, I fired everything back up again. The harmonious hum of the compressor and drone of the fan brought a smile to my sweaty face.

And one second later, everything came to a screeching halt.

Oh, crap.

I checked the breaker box. Everything fine.

I checked my capacitor connections. All correct.

I went inside to check the thermostat. DEAD!

I climbed up in the attic and didn’t even know where to start.

Another call to Diel who quickly helped diagnose the problem–low voltage wires that help the thermostat communicate with the outside unit may have shorted out and blown a fuse. Sure enough. Like the nasty snake, the old skinny wires had long since shed their skin and had become pinned against the copper “liquid” line. This caused a fuse to blow in the system up in the attic. He clearly described where to find the fuse and said that I’d know if it was “blown” when I saw it. I didn’t tell him that I had never seen a fuse before.

Thank you, Google, for once again showing me the way.

$3 in parts from O’Reilly Auto Parts and a few minutes in the suffocating attic, and we were back in business.

Although I was temporarily devastated by the blown fuse problem, I am now super excited that I know how to fix something new on my AC units. And Bryan has pretty much agreed to let me buy my very own capacitor tester and a stubby screwdriver.  SWEET!